The "Seinfeld" thread

Sure you can drive!!!!! As long as you've experience backing one of those hitch trailers with a Chevy

 

But Ive only got training in a ford with the camera and the auxiliary backing knob on the dash, who will hire me?

 

Hmmmm.........you got me on that one you'll have ask the man with the plan better known as @Chinatown you better give your location so he can direct you to those Ford Tough companies

 

I have $5,000 saved up in an emergency repairs account. So that should be plenty.
Also these are some basic requirements of mine.
1.I won’t haul a load for less than $1000.
2. I want to clear at least $70,000 my 1st in operation.
I think these are very responsible and realistic expectations.

 

Don't forget to specify your running lanes too, you don't want to take a load farther than 100 miles from home.

 

Thank you for the advice, kind Sir. That is just another example of why I bring my questions and ideas here. Good advice and opinions. As long as they fall in line with mine.

 

Got in an argument with my neighbor today. It wasn't about covid or politics. He's a total commie and I can tolerate that but what I can't tolerate is someone who thinks miracle whip is better than mayo. That's just wrong. Then he started talking about how great Wonder Bread is. The man needs some serious help.

 

What if your neighbor told you he mixes the two of them together?

 

He did. His birthday is coming up, I think as a gag gift I'm going to give him one of those beanies with the propeller on the top. And a loaf of Wonder Bread.

 

2 part question......So if your driving at 70 mph and there is a fly fly'n around in your truck is he also flying at 70 mph ?
If so why when you step on the brakes doesn't he hit the windshield ?
Asking for a friend