I got flashed today.

I was flashed about a month ago, was hot, this chick about 35 was parked along a rural road. I think She may have had Her Hubby or Boyfriend with Her Kinda caught me off guard. She had a black dress about 3 " above the knee, heels about 4" pumps. She had the front door open on Her wagon on the Driver's side. She bent over into the car and the dress went right up to her cheeks. Yeah, thought about that the rest of the trip.. Well some of the trip.
Never know when it will happen. . .

 

well la-di-frickin-da....

how 'bout that, and your luck

i got flashed a time or two, by tubs of lard, and my god man, there was never enough eye bleach on the shelf's of walmart.

 

Never been flashed in SLC but I did have a chick give me the finger in SLC. No idea what I did to deserve it.

 

Funny enough ive got the finger more times there then anywhere. That place is becoming another california

 

Here I thought they were saying I'm #1.
Getting too old to keep up with the way kids communicate.

 

There are Mormans and there are "Jack Mormons".
You met some Jack Mormons.

 

@AModelCat

 

Your right ...but see if I would of said ..( Jack Mormons ) some people would thought I got flashed by dudes..lol... I didn't want that ..lol
Glad you clarified that !

 

i got flashed once. it was a terrible experience i've tried to forget. it was a large, hideous blob woman riding shotgun in another truck. her parachute, i mean shirt, let loose of some body parts i cannot begin to describe. the window was down, so naturally they were flapping in the wind, literally. it was a horrible sight that i honestly never hope to ever see again. i shudder at the thought. ugh.

lucky me.

 

In 37 year's I've experienced anything from Daisy duke look alikes flashing to boss Hogg trying to show it all.Nothing phases me.