Salute to bad companies everywhere

Ohhhh My Trucking Company...............
my trucking company................
Its Cristmas Time where are weeeeeeee..
yourrrrrrrr Driving Elves are on the road, runnnnning Empty or with a LOAD....
Oh my Trucking Company ..............
my trucking company ...............
Its Christmas time we are weeeeeeeeee...

Ohhhh my trucking company................
my trucking company.................
There is a storyyyyyy from long ago.........
Dispatched upon the sands of time, 3 wise man/woman came a calling.
Bearing gifts from near and far ,thru wind, and cold they were a haullllllllllllling........

As they reached the shining light , "Help" was there to ease there plight................
Unloaded were the "Gifts of Love" smiles all around , they felt from "Above"...................

Oh trucking company.........................
Oh trucking company....

Do you feel the "Love" from Christmas!



ps: This little ditty was just now created and you can hum the song : " Oh Christmas Tree,Oh Cristmas Tree".
to those funky words I felt from my "Heart".........................

 

On the first day of Christmas the Trucking Company gave to me.... another load for far away .
On the second day of Christmas the Trucking Company gave to me..
the second load for far away and the first was finally unloaded and there to stay.
On the third day of Christmas the Trucking Company gave to me the third load to ride w/ 1/2 the second that the shipping screwed up you see, and the first load is almost all gone .
On the fourth day of Christmas the Trucking Company gave to me a fourth load and I am still waiting, think I will go back and get some food from the first load ...........someone's Grandma's Roast!
On the fifth of day of Christmas an Angel of Reality came me ,still waiting for the fourth load ,the third is gone already by a O/O's truck, same company , imagine that..............
The Angel gave me a standstill moment and took me for a spin.

We were back at the Trucking Company and in the main office the Boss was on the phone , crying and tearing papers for he was not alone.................Greed and temptation was weighing on his of her shoulders.................his hands were trembling on the calendar it said "March 3rd,2008" and the Company computer had LOGGED entries from out of hell and locked the main doors and an ominous vapor came seeping from down, BELOW.

I got to thinking about that sixth load and my angel assured me that by the time we get there, it will be ready to go....................

The Earth began to shake and the floor began to part and the Trucking Companies Boss's Ghost of Christmas Past came calling.

To make a long story short........................

The Boss had a "Revalation", and had thoughts back to when he or she was a little child and the first person to ever slam them down w/ harsh words , and untrusting eyes was someone they looked up to.
At that moment ...............my Angel placed his/her hand on the Boss's shoulder and a calmness fell over the room and feelings of Self-Respect and Apprecitiation for what the Trucking Company CAN do for those who operate the Trucks on the Road, came thru his hands and he reached over and unplugged the COMPUTER.........
He grabbed his pen and pad and dialed on the phone..........Dispatcher ..................Dispatcher................and then the Boss replied:
"Merry Christmas my steadfast employee and friend ,let's you and I , call and cancel those last loads , numbers six thru ten. It's Christmas time and time to give. Give our Drivers 8 days off and a paid vacation and bonus's for them."

Whooooooooooooa , I awoke to a clatter on my semi cabs roof , what was the matter? ...............oooooops, Realities back, with a clatter .................................!



ps:I was sitting down at the table , a meal in front of me, and my gut started to turn and I felt miserable. I miss my friend out there on the road. He is not here to sit at our table and enjoy a meal prepared at Christmas time .............!

 

I'm the Dudette!
Course my cousin told me a dude was a hair on your bottom, he is so gross.
I don't think he is wise enough or was around when the word "Dude" was used a lot, back in the day of beads and hippies and smoke and rocknrollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

 

Happy Holidays !!!!!!!!!!!

 

your new nickname shall be thread necromancer! merry new year!

 

wrise from teh dead!