What if it Snows?

I'm also beginning to notice a lot of billboards advertising new homes with $0 down. Isnt that one of the factors that led to the last housing collapse?

 

I've contemplated installing a washer spray nozzle off each side of the fairings and a fermented piss tank underneath. Then, if I see the offender splash piss on my truck... PRESTO! Hit the James Bond Pissalyzer button and make it rain.

 

Earlier some of you were discussing theft in your area.
Theft in our house went from 0 to frequently about 4 months ago.
But we have a description of this thief at least.
She has 4 paws, big floppy ears, a tail, and covered in fur.

 

Lazy bones. Tell her to get up and do the dishes or something.

 

Trust me when I say that she has cleaned plates.
Just last week my sister lost her entire pork chop off her plate.

 

The Triangle Of Pain is turning into the Quadrilateral Of Pain........

So I get to the tank wash, drop my trailer, hook to the one I'm supposed to get, AND.....it still has our return seals on it.

I inquire with the tank wash boss, he says no one requested a wash.

I call dispatch, tell him that, only to have him unleash a couple expletives and "have someone from there call me!"

I get off the phone, because he's harshing my mellow, AND ruffling my aura, and I relay the message.

I stepped out of the office to inform a persistent scam caller that if he dials my number one more ####ing time, I'm reporting him to the police.

I step back in, the wash boss informs me dispatch sent the request to the wrong tank wash, but they'll wash it asap.

For this particular product, the tank needs steamed a couple hours, then washed twice at roughly 1.5 hours each.

I'm heating up some of the sammiches I bought yesterday. I'm glad I stocked up.

I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm cracking up laughing.

Just another truckin' day, part of life's rich pageant.........

 

As if you ever said that to fat kid

 

Most of the people I know who got burned didn't know how ARMs work.