What if it Snows?

You'll have to refresh my memory because my Alzheimer's is worse than my diabeetus.

 

The trinity of cooking.
Onions, garlic and tomatoes.
If you add carrot, celery and potatoes, you better have a pork shoulder and a big pot for a boiled dinner. If you want to go full azores island style, you’ll need to add linguica, chorico and some cabbage.

 

Wouldn’t ever say anything to the other half, but it’s gonna be a sad day when the Hell ##### decides she’s lived long enough

 

Celery is only good for potato salad or slathering with huge gobs of peanut butter. Cooking it or attempting to use it for anything else will render it poisonous and will cause fire to shoot from your bunghole.

 

Blasphemy— jambalaya would not be jambalaya without celery

 

After perusing the ingredients for jambalaya, I saw a couple of other toxic and deadly ingredients.

Tomatoes are deadly no matter how you try to eat or prepare them. They cause instant fire from your bunghole followed quickly by death. As everyone knows, death hurts really bad, so don't eat tomatoes.

Secondly, carrots will cause fire to shoot from your bunghole once they are cooked. Eat them raw to prevent severe burnholes in your Fruit of the Looms.

 

Supper time

 

I agree on only one of the above carrots raw cooked don't matter. no go

 

Im forced to wear a mask at my job. I wear the same one for a month or more. Once you touch it with your nasty hands its contaminated so what good is it? Oh it protects other people. The ones that wear it below their nose? Lol. I get what you puttin down i just dont believe or trust anything from the govenrment.

 

I’m signing off for the night, I got to get up at 4:30 and take a shower start heading toward Richmond. Depending on how I feel tomorrow afternoon I might try to update! Until then keep ‘em between the ditches and stop discussing bacon!