Where is everyone #5

How can one be who he is not?

 

What? Do you have any idea how dumb you sound?
Please don’t answer that, I really don’t want to see what kind of nonsense you come up with.

 

Is your mom your sister as well?

 

Oh boy this is gonna be fun this morning. Bout 1/8in of ice and it just started freezing rain again. We both picking up 40 miles from the yard in NY. They're usually always on top of it. Good chance 81 & 17 are just wet. And up here at the house is about 1700ft

Glad I got the truck off the hill last night Lol would of been busting out the iron this morning

 

Chef is from Jamaica, each dish he brought out he explained the cooking process. They had us to video our dessert being covered in hot caramel….. pretty cool.

It was a round ball of thin chocolate, with ice cream and something else inside…..

 

Good morning from Tallahassee.

 

Hows the weather down south? @OLDSKOOLERnWV





you ain’t missing much in upstate NY

 

The first time I’d ever seen a fine dining table setup was on a cruise ship. Black tie dinner. I was wearing a tux, felt pretty cool, but I realized that I had no idea how to eat in that setting. Talk about standing out. Not in a good way.

I understand this feeling. You don’t notice your appearance until you go outside of what you know. The thing that hurts, is when you realize that people who you thought were your friends, were making fun of you without your notice. You are the comedy relief of the sitcom. Shameful…

Yes, I know…fine dining dinner settings aren’t really important since “they don’t know me”, but if I am sitting at a table, I want to be well mannered and show proper etiquette.

Had a friend call out my brother at a dinner table for leaving a turd in the toilet. My brother said, “I didn’t use the toilet, I just washed my hands.” The friend who was hosting the dinner was trying to make fun of my brother. His new wife speaks up, “Honey, I left the turd in there.” He stared at her, “WHY???”

“It was only one.”

 

Actually its called "sagging" it really a prison term and pants show your avalible.