Where is everyone #5

After my spanking from my insurance agency 14 months ago, I try not to call them.

 

Good looking A…..!

 

If you put a sledgehammer on that bacon it comes out nice and flat.

 

Exactly, which is why I didn't bother.

 

I like your way of thinking

 

Lol, believe me brother.....you want no part of it.

 

Sure......thats exactly what a Chinese spy would say.
Gonna have to turn you in. See something....say something......and all.

 

I have a bacon press. Just never concerned me much.

 

Call my wife, I aint even got a garage!

I do hope someone gets the reference.

 

Then he started sayin' somethin' 'bout the way I was dressed. But I didn't wait around to hear the rest. I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck.