Having sex twice a week 'reduces chance of heart attack by half'

Off to order my casket as well..

 

Guess I'm going to have to try and get by the house more often or talk my wife into riding with me.

 

Let's see, 2 times a week, and I am gone for at least a month (4 weeks) at a time to a maximum of 10 weeks, that means when I finally get home my wife will.......make me throw out the calculator!

 

Hard I hear you when I wass OTR I would get home from being gone and my EX wife well lets just say I would LEAVE TO GET MY REST.

 

you and me both

 

I told my ol' lady a long time ago, just have someone cut up some plywood, buy some screws and a couple tubes of liquid nails and drop me in the ground.

 

That's only because your heart went on excitement overload.... Something it hasn't had for many many many years!

If you could figure out how to keep your wife from foolin' around with your boss.... You might be saved!

I didn't read that anywhere!

 

Does this mean I've reduced my chances by 75%

 

too funny...