I got flashed today.

This one definitely needs pictures or it didn’t happen.

 

“Jack Mormon” Not something that I am familiar with, please explain.

 

My ex GFs all said that I'am a self centered heartless S.O.B.. I guess their were right because I was too busy enjoying the view to consider taking pics ... Sorry
This is the layman's explain of ( Jack Mormons ) their still are Mormons but they don't live by the strick Mormon Rules.. its kinda like me .. I will have a drink & cuss and premartial sex .. I've even been known to smoke a good cigar after a nice steak dinner.. but I still consider myself a god fearing Baptist

 

They go to church and keep up appearances, but they smoke and drink when they think no one is looking.

The are kinda on the fence in a way. More worried about what their neighbors think than just being themselves I suppose. Good people, just a bit amusing.

 

Had an old lady in Slidell step out into the truck stop parking lot wearing a see through nitey....bout went blind.Cured my hunger too.

 

It’s gettin crazy around here!

 

The thing about Mormons: If you’re going fishing, and invite a Mormon dude along, you better invite two Mormon dudes. If you only invite one, he’ll drink all your beer.

 

Anyone flashing between Memphis and Little Rock today?

 

Maybe, but I don't think I want to see what Arkansas is offering.

 

Hopefully she will have a few teeth left