Road Wisdom

The GPS will run you through a gravel road and across a creek to save a minute time.

 

On days where everything is tight, unexpected delays will create havoc. On days where nothing is a priority, everything will run smooth as glass!

 

If you are at the Flying J and you order hot case food past 8 pm, verify to make sure that it has been cooked that day.

 

When you see some db trying to wet the parking payment besides his truck 60 feet from entrance, don't blink the headlights at him, he might pee his pants off.

 

When delivering to a job site, if you see a pile of dirt, there is a hole near by.

 

Yeah, and bunch of tire punchers. Get out and look!

 

And super-truckers will tailgate and weave in and out of traffic to do the same.

 

Wisdom...


He who fast downhill no come uphill

He who waddle eat many ring ding

He who like lizard get itchy scratch.

 

Just about the time you look up to the def pump readout it goes full, puking on your shirt or shoes.

 

Never do this if pulled over..


If you do please do it with a in facing and out dash camera. Also a rear camera would be great.

Also...if your company asks you to come in for a drug test, don't ask which ones they want you to test.



Sirscrapntruckalot - Have an empty bottle somewhere. You never know when you'll end up sitting in traffic for hours an need to pee. If your a coffee drinker, just get the funnel and 5 gal bucket now.