Hobbies While Over The Road

I would love to have a paint ball gun mounted behind my front grill.

How much fun it would be to splatter cars as they cut me off.
That would be a fun hobby.

 

Do it!

 

Thought I seen you today.

 

Well, first time in the shop, as a company driver... no way to fully conceal it.
But it would give so much satisfaction, until I was arrested.

My first thought was back in the 70's in high school, but a rocket launcher.
I was in Civil Air Patrol and built small rockets for competition.
My Big Bertha set a height record at the time. That was a fun outing.

But these days?
A paint ball gun, just to splatter a couple balls of paint at the rear, maybe not enough to even be noticed by the driver as it happened.
Poetic justice and instant karma.

 

I loaded in Detroit if you were up that way.

 

A slingshot with some glass marbles is lots of fun.
My buddy use to use a slingshot and use fireworks as the ammo.

 

lmao much truth to this

 

I cry into copies of my bol about the way the shippers treated me that day, then eat a thawed out hotdog that I dip in warm McDonald’s bbq sauce from the dash