The Deed Cause Head-On Accident Between Car & Fed-Ex Van

Purty sure there is a pun or two to made here.

@Sirscrapntruckalot

 

You would think someone would have given the Fedex driver a heads up...

All new meaning to ride'em cowboy.

Guess we know she can drive a stick.

There are more jokes but, I prefer not to be put in time out.

Traffic sucks!

This is why you use protection people! So Accidents DON'T happen!



Sirscrapntruckalot - The last one was pretty good, I know...

 

He misunderstood "keep your head up".

Did the SUV have a driver facing camera? Can we see the loop?

His ex was driving the FedEx van. He wanted to show her he could get laid again.

 

I sure hope he wasn't getting road head. He might have to change pronouns.

 

Sounds like a John Holmes movie…..

 

No one is praising the passenger, for being able to avoid causing injury during the crash...... a noteble skill

 

Rocked his world...

 

Proof only stupid people are breeding........

 

Ever seen the movie Life according to Garp…? Robin Williams was in it, his wife ended up with a broken jaw, and her boyfriend lost his root via her teeth….