Logging Pretrip

Well , for what it's worth I was pulled over for a level 2 Saturday . When I got my copy of the report it said .
Start time 11:22 a.m.
Finish time 11:30 a.m. .

 

That was so cool...But then we all know how cool you are! Are you cool with that? I'm cool with it...So, It's cool. It's getting cool out here and I'm feelin' pretty cool about it but not everyone's as cool as you and I are about the inherent cool of the situation...Be cool man!

 

I couldn't do it on this thread, and I don't have the password for the Dirty Joke section...so I guess I am SOL!

There once was a drummer named Tim,
With a stick he beat on his rim,
But his van with his junk within,
Was stolen by a girl named Kim.

Sorry, the best I could do on the spur of the moment....does your G in your name stand for Gym?

HAH>>>HAH>>>>HAH>>>

 

Isn't this how that spelling and grammar hijack thread we did a month or so ago started?

OK...I'm down with that!

 

I'm down with it too...I hope that doesn't bring you down. I'm gonna go downtown and get down on it...Now, Down to the real business...Nah, That's too much of a downer.

 

Right on brother, you stay downtown with your uptown jive..that's all there is when we get it on in the truckers town, so stay high on the magic carpet ride, but steer clear of the cleaners, cause they'll clean your clock if you don't watch the time. Time is fleeting, but some fleets are timeless in nature, naturally!

 

Oh...I'm not into time man...But I'm really into clean, Clean is cool and it's way cool to be clean and the time to be clean is anytime, Whatever time that may or may not be...Are you feelin' me man?

'Cause even though I'm not into time...I Know what time it is!

 

Time is down but time to tune into the tunes from uptown...tune in, tune out, set your dial to the Motown sound. Or tune your engine till she purrs, for the kitty knows and she never says no to the tunes coming from the box in the time warp zone. I feel fine, fine as wine, never hear a whine from me 'cept in time for some good red wine! Have a drink, take a sip, filter through the nectar of the downtown winos whine!.....Can you dig it Cool dude in tune with 900 KW tuning!

 

Speaking of time...Some time ago if you took the time to chime in on this timeless , aimless, senseless, time consuming babble pertaining to such a time honored concepts as time...There's a distinct possibility that you'd spend some time in a rubber room...Taking a time out, So to speak!