Where is everyone #5
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Got the AC on full blast today. Truck was reading 102 earlier. Summer is here gents
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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'Brettj3876, Flint1, MACK E-6 and 18 others Thank this. -
Not one single mark on the aluminum on the deck. The tracks left some small impressions on the lumber. I was pleasantly surprised as well.Brettj3876, Flint1, MACK E-6 and 6 others Thank this.
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Aww man. I delivered at 1245pm today and did a little maintenance to my trailer. Gonna make dinner and find a place to catch the sunset over the mountains!Brettj3876, Flint1, jamespmack and 4 others Thank this.
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Looks pretty good my friend !!!!!Brettj3876, Flint1, jamespmack and 3 others Thank this.
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We had one for you, ya running late??

Apparently someone didn't pickup their order of ribeye from our local grocer..
What that means is I got to have ribeye Friday night, & tonight for cheap!! Lol Or relatively speaking. 2lbs used to cost around $10-12 bucks. Lately is priced $25-27. She got 4lbs for $19. Made it taste even better.! She even cheese'd up the broccoli for me..
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GPS said it was faster.
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Tracks always seem to rip a chunk out of a trailer tire every time I get a new set.Brettj3876, Flint1, cke and 5 others Thank this.
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