Where is everyone #5

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  1. CAXPT

    CAXPT Road Train Member

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    That is a sad story and memory, indeed.
     
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  3. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    Got the AC on full blast today. Truck was reading 102 earlier. Summer is here gents :headbang:
     
  4. beastr123

    beastr123 Road Train Member

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    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
     
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  5. Gliding ProStar

    Gliding ProStar Heavy Load Member

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    Not one single mark on the aluminum on the deck. The tracks left some small impressions on the lumber. I was pleasantly surprised as well.
     
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  6. Gliding ProStar

    Gliding ProStar Heavy Load Member

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    Aww man. I delivered at 1245pm today and did a little maintenance to my trailer. Gonna make dinner and find a place to catch the sunset over the mountains!
     
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  7. cke

    cke Road Train Member

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  8. singlescrewshaker

    singlescrewshaker Road Train Member

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    We had one for you, ya running late?? :D

    Apparently someone didn't pickup their order of ribeye from our local grocer..

    What that means is I got to have ribeye Friday night, & tonight for cheap!! Lol Or relatively speaking. 2lbs used to cost around $10-12 bucks. Lately is priced $25-27. She got 4lbs for $19. Made it taste even better.! She even cheese'd up the broccoli for me.. :D
     
  9. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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  10. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Road Train Member

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    Tracks always seem to rip a chunk out of a trailer tire every time I get a new set.
     
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