What if it Snows?

A man was charged with having some relations with a goat.
Testimony was being taken from the woman who had entered the barn and came upon the action.
It ran like : Well; he was standing there in the stall, with his pants down and the goat was ...... him.
Defense shouts out. Objection; your honor, Everyone knows that is impossible.
Objection overruled; exclaims the Judge. A good goat will do that.

 

Uhm. Fall down, go boom

 

Then he must of at one time been top brass in the USN — cause nobody could cause a good Ol goat F better than top brass in the USN — nobody!!!

 

Dug up an old photo of @tramm01 old girlfriend from a real old post.

 

Lou Dobbs has passed

Lou Dobbs, veteran cable news anchor, dies at 78 – Orange County Register

 

Yeah well that’s when I was young, dumb and full of… never mind— I graduated up since then

 

Oh — forgot to mention that there was this place in the borderlands that I visited that had Skeeters big enough to F a chicken standing flat footed— I don’t want to ever go back there ever again

 

What a day. I pulled 13 hour shift at work today... Voluntarily. I opted to stay late bymyself to finish up the machine I was building rather than go into work tomorrow for a few hours.

Normally we start at 0700, but if we work Friday we start at 0600... I hate workimg Fridays because I hate getting up at 0430 to makebit to work that early. And to top it off ive been working pretty much by myself this week, as my lead man has been oulled down to assembly to help them stay ahead of us. Then add in the fact that the 16 year old kid we have on our line continuously screws up parts, that then have to be cut apart and fixed. Oh yeah, the kid has beem on half days this week because he has football camp in the afternoons... So I get to fix his F ups!!!! I cut apart 2 tie-rods and rebuilt them today and still managed to get about 20 man hours of work done in just 13 hours. Plus I cleaned up and swept the line before clocking out at 2030 this evening. All the night shift guys were like WTF you still doing here???

 

No self respecting bread or pastry should have nuts... Chocolate chips, yes... But NO NUTS!!!!