Ridiculous Advice Thread

Now is the best time to buy a truck,,,,

 

Paying income taxes is voluntary.

 

When backing your rig into a space -- don't bother to get out & look. What a waste of time & effort!!!

-- L

 

Always trust your GPS. If you drive down a wrong road and get stuck you can blame the GPS and it shouldn't count against you.

 

Right before you drop your truck off at the repair shop make sure you.....

Leave a crappy pair of fruit of the loom next to the driver seat from the time when you couldn't make it to the rest stop.

Leave a full piss bottle in the cupholder right next to the open spit bottle

Leave some cheese and left over salmon in the fridge while your on vacation so the batteries die every other day.

Also make sure you drop it off for regen issues or drive-ability complaints with zero fuel.

 

Engage your diff locks on dry pavement so you don't get stuck.

 

And make sure you strap down your load of gravel.

 

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever
Michael Scott - DunderMifflin paper company.

 

Don’t forget farting on channel 19 aswell. To let other drivers know which truckstops have the best food.

 

Best done in the cold weather. Save money less ideling main engine and wear.