Ridiculous Advice Thread

When getting a roadside or chicken coupe inspection before the creeper cop rolls under the truck always give him a loaded grease gun and say “while you’re down there”. By regulation they have to oblige.

 

Long, geasy, uncombed hair, and pit stains are alluring to the opposite sex.

 

Cinnabon and Pilot roller dogs are the gateways to a slimmer, sexier you.

 

“It’s a state law”

RIP Donnie Baker……

 

Practically have to beat them off you.

 

This and the last one will make one a magnet for the opposite or same or it sex.

 

I had just read this right before getting an inspection in New York. I considered trying it, but since they didn’t get out the creeper I hated to give them any ideas lol.

 

The flies or the women with jack o lantern smiles ?

 

Possibly both depending on luck. Lol

 

You heard it here first. All the money in trucking is in hauling containers and liquid totes.You can thank me later.