Ridiculous Advice Thread

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by 4wayflashers, Oct 13, 2024.

  1. 2Tap

    2Tap Medium Load Member

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    I worked at a manufacturing company for 16 years and it always boggled my mind coworkers who would hit the crapper and not wash their hands.

    Worse then were the ones that would fudge check while walking past the sinks.

    Public shaming does work:D
     
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  3. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    No need to wash my hands after using the bathroom. I keep my privates clean anyway
     
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  4. Lonesome

    Lonesome Mr. Sarcasm

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    Someone asked an Amish guy at one of the RV factories why he didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

    He said because he learned not to pee on his hands.....
     
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  5. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Those Amish seem to be able to catch on quick. Look at some of the things they can do, (Move a barn on a log rolling meet) put together, (Cane bottom a chair for $10 and furnish the cane)and sell. (Pies cakes,and jellies fit for a king). We are blessed to have a settlement of them west of us 15 miles, and another 40 miles south.
     
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  6. Lonesome

    Lonesome Mr. Sarcasm

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    Always liked this picture. Shipshewana Indiana, on US20, in front of KZ RV.


    buggy.jpg
     
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  7. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Defines "Circumvent..." Use of motor power does not apply on water surfaces."
     
  8. Accidental Trucker

    Accidental Trucker Road Train Member

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    I still want to see him back it down the ramp!
     
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  9. JolliRoger

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    He don't do it. He wheels up a line up, gets out of the buggy, gets in the boat, tells the horse ,Whoa, Back now". Horse put it in like you would do a pup.
    Tells the horse to "Pull up now" while I go fish.


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    Kid you can't see sleeping in the buggy watches the rig till is told to come back.
     
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  10. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    it’s ok to take your 30 minute break on the fuel island, But not between 6:00 AM and 8:00 AM and 3:30 PM and 5:30 PM, those hours you need to pull up in front of the fuel pumps.
     
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  11. OldeSkool

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    Don’t worry about making sure the stall has toilet paper before taking a dump. Gas station attendants keep a close eye on that.
     
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