Where is everyone #5

Hey, no problem, glad to help. It was just too good to pass up.

 

I don’t mean to sound perfect or even immune to a first class screw up. Many times I say self you shoulda read the directions. This guy I swear they needa take his claw hammer and pliers away. Give him a helmet and edible crayons

 

Sounds like Doggett in Van Buren type of work

 

#### brother idk how you…. But you did. I am not sure if it was Van Buren or what location but anyway

 

they took my paste glue away from me in kindergarten . ### holes .

 

So I was one of the early students to go to kindergarten. It was half day class then. Anyway what I’m bout to say is 100 percent the truth. We all had a paper shoe on this board with our name on it. Mine was blue. Some kids got to take theirs home the first day cause they could tie it already. Then I heard to pass to 1st grade it was a requirement. So I’m watching the show board dwindle down and I make the decision to steal mine so it won’t be noticed. Nobody ever caught on it was just forgotten about. Could I have asked my parents for help absolutely but i didn’t own a pair of shoes. Shoes were for sissy’s lmfao. I was in 4th grade before I learned to tie a shoe. So I can relate to being a slow starter

 

@Razororange talked me through fixing my phone for that same exact thing.

 

That's why I like wrenching on my own junk because I know the dumb ### that put it together and know the dumb #### he does...somehow the question of " who was the dirty Ole sob that did this dumb #### stills seems to go unanswered

 

It's that left handed monkey wrench they use.
Check his toolbox an throw it out.!

 

That's because it's 'rhetorical'. It doesn't require an answer. It's usually in jest to one's self, to highlight the absurd and get a laugh out of it.