What if it Snows?

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My sister used something like that on her dog. It seemed to work.
Think she tried on the horse once, noticed a new shop-vac a few days later.

 

My wife cuts mine also, and I trim hers for dead ends, but if we NEED a Sunday go to meet'n cuttn' somebody else does it, for both of us.

 

I'm with @Dale thompson school of thought. It gets long enough then ponytail. Creeper wheels are your worst enemy though.

 

I just go bald anymore. Used to have a real good mullet. Now I've starred to learn how to wrench and I need tools and parts more than I need hair

 

16 bucks in town, I give her 20 and we're both happy. Once a month.

 

Sips morning coffee, opens tablet, fears are realized the haircut conversation is still alive. @Star Rider is correct creeper wheels will have you make an unholy alliance with the man bun.