Where is everyone #5

It’s gotta be—I’m the best friend I got

 

But my sweaty balls are my business. If I were talking about your sweaty balls I would be crossing a line and minding your business. Then you’d get mad. Besides you only got a visual because you can relate. Sweaty balls are one thing all men have in common. So actually I’m just promoting unity, bridging the gap between left and right, back and white. A sweaty nut sack is common ground

 

The new hotrod Ferd has those air conditioned seats and they are wonderful so now I’m an outcast

 

Does it come with a dildo holster in the console?

 

Not stock, but they have an extra added option you can get from the Ferd store

 

lol! They come standard on a Chevrolet.

 

That’s what that is, I have been keeping a mag lite in there

 

Probably a big black mag light too.

 

Well— you just gave me an idea that has the potential to make me a rich man— these new rigs don’t have nuth’n on the seat that you can get a grip on with your AH like the old seat buttons when things start getting sketchy and are about to go sideways—something like that could be the next big thing

 

The only colour offered in that size