Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

So I know to stay outta the comments on Face crack. But I didn’t. It was a wreck deal involving a truck anyway. This lady says her brother in laws twin is a first responder. My question is what in the Missouri rules makes the twin not her brother in law too? And provided that the twins are maternal and the brother in laws twin is a girl wouldn’t that make her a sister in law?


I mean I get it we from Arkansas and sorta live by the closer to kin the deeper it goes in rules but wtf am i missing?

 

Alright….all I can do is laugh….but I gotta go back and study this one from a minute.
I am from Kentucky you know.

On a more serious note, somehow I wasn’t getting notifications for this thread, and was like 200 messages behind.
So sorry to hear about the lose of your friend Russ, and hope everyone involved with that situation is finding their way forward.
Whatever you do, don’t send @ElmerFudpucker his mink coat. He’d be insufferably stuck up if he had something like that to wear.

 

Here’s one for @pete781693.

 

I looked hard but I dont see Waldo .

 

I couldn’t find him either.

 

Is that in your truck?
Those white motors were/are stout and sound great.

 

Elmer's head would be too big to wear a hat and he'd probably never talk to us common folk again. Although he'd probably be a sport in a mink coat.

 

Welp y’all’s just well get ready cuz ima buyin him one

 

Too late mfer’s. It finally got cold enough to break out the beaver hat( not only is it made of beaver it also drives them wild). I got a new pair of ostrich boots and I have to put my Rayban aviators on to keep from blinding myself from my shining star. But, when I do the women come out of the woodwork. I got more pus sy than a passenger train can haul. I feel bad for Dave in az. Maybe I aught to give him one or too. It ain’t fair for me to hog em all