Chuck Norris Has Died,Age 86

God needed order in Pearly Gates, TX... it was only right for him to retrieve Walker for the job

 

God felt like he finally needed a body guard.

 

Chuck didnt die.....he scared life away

 

Chuck actually passed on 20 years ago, Death only just now worked up the courage to inform him.

 

Chuck Norris may have been old as hell, but I still wouldnt fight him! He didn't die suddenly. I'm convinced he decided to die today. He's too much of a bad ###.

 

A1C Carlos Ray Norris aka "Chuck" had cowboy boots made of real cowboys. Thanks for your service and your movies, you will always be a hero to us.

 

Well, well, seems Mr. Hollywood tough guy didn't live much longer than us non-tough guys. It should be noted, renowned pot head Willy Nelson is 92,,,so go figure

 

You betcha. Ya know, just being alive, isn't necessarily living. IMO of course