Megan Fox posts schoolgirl-themed photo dump on Instagram for fans

And she has thumbs that looks like big toes!

 

Got a bad case of what I call the Hollywood Bondo job.
It brings out the manly features of once upon a time hot women.

 

Yep she's one of those. Was a perfect, beautiful woman not so many years ago now she's gone somewhere and had some quack inject botox into her face. Looks awful. Demi Moore was another beautiful actress 30 years ago and look at her now she's got a botox face too. Nicole Kidman used to be imo the best looking woman in Hollywood now she's butt ugly. They'd all look so much better if they could just age gracefully. Megan Fox isnt even that old.

 

who??

 

Yeah, these Hollywood and famous people have the best make up artists on the planet, and you wouldn’t believe the tricks they can use. There’s some websites where you can view pictures of celebrities without any make up, compared them with makeup in most of them literally and I mean, are not even recognizable. You wouldn’t even know who they were if you walked right by them without all the make up on. This is why my grandfather used to tell me before you pick a woman to settle down with you throw her in the pool, so you know what she really looks like lol.

 

Hmmmm....while y'all are over there dissecting her beauty, I'd sleep with her, even with those monkey thumbs. Now give me a thumbs up if you approve of this message.........