Where is everyone #5

Hahaha, I thought about lighting it for the pic.

 

See you’re Sleeping in the truck tonight.

 

I was wondering about you just the other day.

 

Ordered up a tool, shipper mistakingly added an abbreviation for the province on the 2nd address line. Address, postal code, city and province were all correct.

"Package not deliverable - incorrect address"

Are people getting dumber? Is it that hard to look at the street address and realize it matches the shop you deliver to almost every day anyways?

 

He done jerked me around for lil over a week now..

Last Wednesday we spoke for hour 51 mins on the phone. I had to cut him short cause it was bout 11pm & I wanted to go to sleep. Shoot he talked almost like we was ole pals..

In the end I said I was gonna roll up there in the am, lay up short & come look Friday morning.

"No no no, I'd need a week to get it ready."

Get what ready, I'll bring some batteries & see if she'll lite off..

Well obviously today is the next Friday & I'm still in florida. I've been ghost'd..

 

They literally have steaks in training at this bar “Betty”

 

Wife called me at the shop from over at the house...says someone has parked at the top of the lane coming into our place. Looks like they did a Chinese fire drill. I told her I'd go check it out.

Our lane is a little over half a mile from the highway to the shop yard. So as I go outside I see her dad coming down the lane in his side by side. I told him give me a ride up there. I want to see what's going on. He says "well there ain't nobody in it" but we take off anyway.

Get up there and there's nobody in the front seat but the car's bouncing a little bit so it's pretty obvious to me that they're he'n and she'n in there behind the tinted windows.

He tells me "you think they're screwing?" I said I'd lay money on that before I would that they're trying to get french fries unstuck from between the seats.

He says "well I can't begrudge a man a little piece of satisfaction. Let's go back to the house" and he put it in gear and away we went.

 

Jeezus I just had screwdriver come out my nose #### that hurts