Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

So you’re the guy that keeps saying I ain’t got no panties on the cb @ElmerFudpucker

 

I resemble that comment

 

Starting to think @ElmerFudpucker may be a reincarnation of a guy that drove with us at Machinery Hauling back in the 80’s, his CB handle was panty snatcher….

 

I keep em there. When I get tired on them long flights, I just pull the mic cord and give em a good strong sniff. Then I’m good for another hundred miles. Better for your teeth than that high speed chicken feed.

 

What is up with all that electronic stuff in the truck? Young guys, geez.

 

Right!! I had to install a 120 amp panel in the back of this some bit ch

 

Sissy!

 

So the lady what that belongs to that piece of lace sent me out with a bag of sausage balls yesterday. This is all that remains.
If a woman knows how to #### ya and feed ya, you might want to keep her.

 

Edit ; i take back whut i might have said after seeing sausage balls .

 

That hanging from the mic, I use to call them flags. Left quite a few of mine hanging in brush or briars after cleaning up. Friends got use to my ways and would ask who I had at a certain spot….