The Sexiest Trucker Alive

sure..........

 

i r being srs, ron!

o bai t3h wai, the ladies working at that one gent's club in payson, az are GROSS! one of them hawked a loogie down her g-string. i didn't get turned on. i just got turned. i wanted to barf.

 

keep it clean driver.

 

that is clean, ZEST FULLY CLEAN!

 

"ZESTFULLY CLEAN..." Boy, there's one I haven't heard in a while. Reminds me of that "IRISH SPRING" commercial where the Mick breaks out the knife... one brother used to always ask: "I WONDER HOW MANY PROTESTANTS THAT BLADE HAS SHANKED???" If you ever witnessed the cheesy ad, you'd know EXACTLY what I'm sayin' here... it was rather COMICAL, to be honest with ya. Oh, well, who cares, it's all cheesy advertising... what a job that must be, especially if ol' Pops runs the show, "10-FO'???"

 

That's a horrible picture of her. I watch the show every Wed.
Having said that I def would drive that.

 

Truckers are poor judges of talent. Long-haul goggles. Look at the guys flirting with the ticket lawyer girls at the truckstop stands. They're female, at least. I think.

 

Come to think of it, I was passing through El Paso last year and there was this ....ehm....woman, I think?.... on the radio who, you could hear, had been smoking most of her adult life, indicated she wasn't in very good physical condition by saying, "I really hate it when those skinny girls think they're hot s***..." you could hear she was toothless, and said she needed a shower, which tells you she probably stinks too. And there were still about half a dozen guys trying to get in her pants. Apparently one of them succeeded in arranging a tryst because the last thing I heard before turning the radio off in disgust and to quell the nausea was, "Well, hurry up and get over here...I want to do this before my shower."

So I take most drivers' opinions of beauty with a grain of salt.

 

If they admit they need a shower it's a safe bet she had not had one for a week or so. Look at the bright side... the fact that you didn't see them doing 'it'.