selling out........

Any body want to loan me $8500????

 

Sure let me just pull it out of my.............









sock drawer...

 

LOL,had me there for a second.

 

get your mind out of the gutter...

 

Haven't worked in 4months stressed out,Gotta have SOME fun,lol.

 

I know the feeling! got the stress but been working also.

 

I'm 55 but most folks say I look like I'm 40 or so....

Amen...

I keep gettin' mail from the AARP...Like I'm ever gonna give one thin dime to that bunch of liberal ########!

 

Well, why don't you just rub it in. Not all of us hold our age so well.

But look at all the good they can do for you. There are 10% discounts to AARP members in (supposedly) a LOT of places. I just haven't found where very many of them are.

In fact, in looking at all of the stuff my wife has joined over the years, if I stay in a camp ground, I should be able to get: AARP discount. AAA discount. Good Sam discount. Senior citizen discount. Albertson's club discount. COSTCO club discount. Smith's Grocery discount. Sears club discount.

Hell man, they will be payin' ME money for using their services!

 

Oh yeah....I almost forgot.

Yeah...And with all the cards for all that crap in your wallet it oughta be about 3"thick, All the young chicks will think you've got money and pay attention to you...Till they find out the truth!