Unwritten Rules of Trucking?

A couple things.
Don't handle all the buns in the buns drawer, and then put each one back.
Don't dial in 30 minutes on the microwave, and remove your food in 2 minutes, and not reset. It's not going to make those microwaves move any faster.
Don't pass gas in one aisle, then move to the next, and listen for the results. Stay where you are, the disgusted looks are priceless.

 

oops i think you caught me jd---that is my favourite walmart thing to do----drop a bomb and mosey down the aisle and watch the effect---or else going to toy aisle with my 5 yr old and getting every noisey test me toy going

 

Oh man!!! You're sick as well! It's fun being slightly deranged, eh?

 

I've totaly lost track of how this thread got from pont a to point c totaly bypassing point b.

Mexian food, beer, and greasy pizza + Walmart = lots of fun

 

I guess I'm going to have to start going to mallwart to practice. The people at the local supermarket are starting to wise up!!!

 

1641-1648 Invasion of Ireland by Cromwell and the resettlement largely by Scotts. I have family that got there that way also. The Ulster family. This began the "troubles" that resulted in 400 years of civil war.

 

Actually, to the best of my knowledge, there is not a drop of Irish blood in my veins. There is a bit of Scottish though, on my father's side.

ALWAYS honk the air horn when people, (particularly kids) give you the "horn signal!" Remember, there are extra points if you are driving by a golf course at the time. Even MORE points if you cause the old lady in the car next to you to dump her scalding hot McDonald's coffee in her lap!

What I used to love to do, (to my EX-wife,) when we were in a store together, was to cut a very loud, stinky one then give her a shocked look can say her name, very loudly! Always embarrassed the hell out of her.

 

None of my business, but did that play into her being an X?

 

I do that every time I see a kid pumping his arm up and down...

 

Back when they first came out, my younger brother and i would go to Wally World and set off a shelf of Bouncing Tiggers...

I know, pretty dang childish, but a lot of fun!!!

Yes, i honk the air horn for the young'uns..