Truck Stop Etiquette (How to behave yourself at the truck stop)

Thou shalt not pee on the seat that others have to sit on,
Though shall pick up seat and pee into toilet or use the urinal.
Thou ought wash hands after taking a number 2 in said un-peed on toilet seat.
Thou shall throw garbage in the round can with a plastic bag in it, this is called a trash can, this is where you put stuff you are done with.
Thou ought not pee in the parking lot, thou should walk to truck stop and exercise thine fat butt.

 

I know they're not going to read this but:

Thou shalt not offer to polish my fuel tanks and refuse to take No for an answer. I like them that way.

 

Unless thou ars't a train, thou shalt not useth thy train horns at 2am in the parking lot

on second thought...

Unless thou ars't a train, thou shalt not have train horns

 

You guys are to dam funny. My son wonders whats wrong with me when I'm LMAO in the living room all by my self with the computer. I think Im going to love my new career choice more than I all ready do and that's pretty hard to do.

 

My response to this special breed of stupidity is to get on the CB and say "We know, We can SMELL YOU 3 MILES AWAY! PUT 'EM BACK ON!!! "

 

Best post ever. LMAO

 

Thou shalt keepeth thy dashboard free of trasheth, for ifeth thou shalt wrecketh, thou mayest getteth a littering ticketeth.

 

Thou shall pull pants upeth,not everyone wants to see the continental divide!!!

 

and the lord said"if thee casteth a large shadow,thou shall not wear spandex"

 

Thou shall pull pants upeth,not everyone wants to see the continental divide!!!

Maybe just an EX PLUMBER