Truck Stop Etiquette (How to behave yourself at the truck stop)

I thought I would share since my first time scaling was a total disaster. I had no clue and couldn't make out anything the woman screeched at me. When I went in, she was laughing and pointing. I wanted to sling a can of baked beans at her head.

Anyway, when I own my own truck, my truck number will be "potatoe." Let them choke on that.

 

Some of us cannot afford dentures, (Like myself yet anyway) and some, also like myself, may find them uncomfortable, a lack of teeth does not in any way make someone lack hygine.

If you wanna pick up my dentist bill, for a problem I have had sense childhood and could not control and not lack of hygine, your welcome to and ill happiliy sport my new choppers you bought.

For the record, the surgeries involved and such, run a total of 45 grand, but I already whittled away 15k of it, so if you wanna pony up the remaining 30 ill letcha

 

*snicker* I had a wisea?% comment to make, but this is a family forum.

Be proud of your smile, Mr. Truckerdragon.

 

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Yes, there are other reasons I don't get false teeth, and uh, yes, its been noted and apprecated

<3

 

Don't worry, Obama is going to get you new choppers soon.

 

Some poeple have no clue that not all teeth related problems were cause of lack of brushing them. They also have no idea what the costs are when getting dentures. They ain't cheap!

 

Tattoos arent cheap either, but the tattoo shops are always busy... LOL

 

priorities...

 

If you are relaying a load at 2am, please do not carry on a 45 minute loud conversation outside your truck, most of us are trying to sleep. Had this happen last week two pumpkin drivers yakking away loud. I asked politely for them to stop and was told in a not so nice way to get bent. Bumped my idle up to 1200 rpms problem solved