Swift Idiots

When did they start putting heels on moccasins? And that head start won't outpace a skillfully throw tomahawk.

Dragon, you saw me while I was still working. I left my mocs under the bed because I was ready to eat and didn't want to fool with it.

 

Truth. <3

It really was awsome going to dinner

We gotta do it again sometime.

 

they have spy on here so watch what u say.. cause u could be jobless

 

'they' is unhelpful, im sure most of the companies have people here.

 

Ok before I had a healthy respect for the ladies of the forum. But now in light of the fact they wear boots. I am now scared.

Anyone have the number to the Acme Corporation?
I think I may need to talk to willy e coyote about some rocket powered roller blades.

 

Here is the number for ACME Corp. (800) 555-ACME...

Wiley is now VP of sales, and will offer a deep discount for rocket skates...

Of course, there are new items:

1) Rocket Sled.. For fast escape through the snow. $19.95 plus s/h

2) Rocket on a stick.. For an even quicker get away. $29.95 plus s/h

Hope this helps you out..


Elmer Fudd (salesmen of the month for july 2010)

 

I knows better than to mess with the ladies on this forum... I value my keester. Here's to you ladies...

 

Can I get that overnight to my truck in case I run into one of the ladies of the forum? Its nana that scares me the most as I don't know what her truck looks like. At least I can spot injun from 10 miles away in that copper truck. And I know what the cute one (trukgrl) looks like. But nana got me looking in the sky looking for here to fly down and take me by surprise. O and I need one of those black holes so I can jump though walls also.

 

I'll talk with the boss and see what we can do for you. He is usally too busy trying catch the Road Runner though.

 

bwhahahahaha
HAHAHAHA

sorry my cb handle is the road runner. I never go home I stay on the road 348 days a year. I take one week off for Christmas and one week off for July. No wife no kids so making money before I get tired down.

I was wondering why my tracking number had my packages going all over the country. Guess that feeling of being fallowed was more then a feeling.