My dispatcher doesn't care if I have any fun, or not!

7am or 8am is early? I guess I deliver late between 1am-4am.

I told my dispatcher I wanted to sit on the Grand Canyon and look at the great blue skies. I got a load to a porta potty company!

My dispatcher constantly tells me, "I don't hate you".

 

I think this should qualify as one of them there class action suits. All of us who have done been abused by abusive dispatchers, should take a hand in recovering from all dis abusive abuse. SUE DA B*STARDZ!

 

Sign on with JB. Then you can drive very slowly past all the scenery and have plenty of sitting time to take in all that the country has to offer. You may actually be in trucking for the wrong reason! Also they will give you plenty of 12/24 hour windows to deliver your load. there you go buddy....

 

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a test for Comedy Central.

 

19 year truck driving vet? That's a crock. He ain't been driving 19 year's to post such ludacris. I needed the nice good long chuckle though. That's funnier than watching this little guy give that chicken hell lmao!:smt117 What in the hell did you think truck driving was? A vacation? This is one of the hardest job's around. You don't get paid to go sight seeing, you get paid to work. You picked the wrong career for sight seeing.

Better yet. Want to have lot's of time to sit (won't see any "neat" stuff) but if you want time to #### off then go to work for FFE. Their notorious for sitting drivers and currently have the slowest truck's at 61MPH so you'll have time to drag out your camera and rubber neck so hard trying to see something you'll end up in an accident. Sheesh.

 

well les2 you might wanna read a third time just to be sure.

 

this has got to be the funniest post i have ever read on this website im still laughing at it and i read it 5 minutes ago lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to funny...if you guys need another good laugh go read WERNER TRAINER CRAPS HIMSELF

 

I doubt it, Comedy Central couldn't come up with something this good on their own...

I had my wife come in and read it to me....

 

why are listening to the dispatcher anyways--you got a fuel card--go where you want---just blame it on the night dispatch

 

Everytime I see or hear that word, I think of Mike Tyson.