CB Slang-How many

Lets not forget
Cash-box - Toll Both
Hostage - The victim of a hwy patrol / police officer
Rock'n chair - Drivers seat
Shootin ya in the face - cop shooting radar
Take'n your picture - again...cop shooting radar
Disco Lights - cop with his lights on
Clipboard coffee - Cocaine...athough I don't think there are to many drivers out there dumb enough to use anymore...muchless use and drive!
Hammer Lane - Left lane
Granny Lane - Right Lane
Bump it up a couple - go to channel 21
Black Dot - DOT
Short Skirt - Hot lady
Bear with a customer - cop has someone pulled over
The Coup - Weight Station
Coloring Book - Log Book
Comic book - Log Book
checking Ground Pressure - truck weight
Portables - Portable scales

That's all I can think of for now... Like the guy above said...no looking them up! (haha...this is kinda fun!)

 

ROFL!!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT! I've always called them "crash test dummies" but your's is much better! HAHAHAHAHA...

 

I sometimes catch myself laughing at this one.

 

Disco Lights - Lights on top of a cop car
Rock'n Chair - Drivers seat
Hostage - victim of a hwy patrol officer
Customer - same as above
Portables - portable scales
Coloring Book - Log Book
Comic Book - Log Book
Cash Box - Toll Both
Green Stamp - Money (bills)
Yogi/Yogi Bear - county cop
Checking "ground pressure" - state/DOT checking truck weight
Short Skirt - Hot women/legs
Black Dot - DOT
Shooting ya in the face - cop shooting radar
Taking your picture - cop shooting radar
Granny Lane - Right lane
Hammer Lane - Left lane
Hammer down - pushing the pedal to the floor
Rolling road block - construction traffic OR slow traffic for no reason
Break Check - traffic slowing ahead
Suicide Jockey - Fuel Hauler
The Coup - Weight Station
Yard Sticker - Mile marker
Yard Stick - Mile marker
nd, rd, th, Street - The corrisponding interstate
Camping out - sleeping in your sleeper
Bump it up a couple - go to channel 21
DX - a Long distance CB radio contact (as in skip shooting)
____ has all of the conditions - area or operator that has the best atmospheric conditions for skip shooting
Breaker One-Nine - may I interupt for...

O man... I know a bunch more but cant think of em right now. Hahaha...this is actually a little hard when you sit here an think about it but hey, it' kinda fun! LOL. NO LOOKING THEM UP GUYS...that's cheating! Lets hear what YOU know!

 

Ya...it's kinda messed up, but, be honest...when you see a truck in the ditch, what is the first company you think of? SWIFT right? Followed by; Prime, Warner, and USA Trucking. LOL

 

When I see a truck in the ditch first company I think of is fed-ex.

 

Here is all I can remember: Hammer Down - full speed;
Drop the Hammer- accelerate;
Chicken Coop- Weigh station;
Foot Warmer, kicker, percolator, box- linear for your cb;
Got your ears on?- do you have your CB on?;
Shake the trees and rake the leaves- look for the police;
Front door- Lead truck
Rocking chair- Middle truck
Back door- Rear truck
Eye in the sky- helicopter
Band Aid Box- Ambulance

 

It was a while ago, I heard this guy almost every other day get on the radio and say

"Smokey bear rolling southbound, sittin in the middle."

This guy drove me nuts. what a goof-ball. LOL

 

I recall one time couple of days before christmas 2009 horrible snow storm off of I-70 going into Denver and the Fed-Ex trucks would zoom by going 70 m.p.h. with horrible ice on the roadway and me going 5 m.p.h. behind a convoyed staying on the road keeping away from being a victim sliding off the mountain.

Some guys really trip me out when they drive like maniacs on ice infested roads with a white out weather going down the mountain thru a curve going 100 miles an hour thinking it's dry weather, and when it's dry weather they are driving like senior citizens, I'm confused.

 

Yep it's kind of weird I've seen the same thing, they drive like maniacs when its nasty out. But when it's sunny nice and dry they drive like they are out for a sunday drive.