Something surprising about you

and don't forget rolling up in a ball and jumping up and yelling............

 

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

I hope one of you can help me! I am an avid connoisseur of Cheetos, and wnader why my balls are orange?

 

Wash your hands before you scratch.

 

A lot of things about me astonish people. I'll throw in just a few...

I drive a truck. (This astonishes most folks when they meet me--they don't picture truckers as being 6' and 150.) I'm a bit of a geek, I like sci-fi and Renaissance stuff, I ride a sportbike--not a Harley--and I do it long-distance(Iron Butt Association #26682). I think both Repubifascists and Commiecrats are screwed. I support gay rights, property rights, gun ownership and ending drug prohibition. I smoke, drink(not on duty) and think "global warming" is a lot of BS. I was reading before the age of three, and my IQ has been measured at 155.

Oh yeah...I collect penguins--just the stuffed ones are over 100 at last count--and one rides in my jump seat. There's more, but I don't want to make peoples' brains explode.

 

i just realized your peguin has blinking eyes...........

 

That was you!!! Sorry I punched you in the eye!

 

Sorry? You hurt me. I cried for 3 days. I left the coat rack and found the shoe dept. and beat myself with a size 2. I haven't skipped since. Infact I think I'll go hide in the ..... Never mind, in my happy room.

 

I am a dynamic figure.....

http://www.bluemoon.net/~watson/college.htm

 

I own a 75 ford truck with a big v8 and a turbo 85 celica but drive a hybrid