Have you ever been flashed?

Ive seen a few flash or attempt to flash me but nothing special, usually just some ugly chick.

 

Here are a few pointers to help you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m-2kvI1AOc&feature=player_detailpage

 

^^^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^^^^^


Your gonna have to work to see this one, but it's worth it
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fon0_show-them-to-me-uncensored_fun

 

Nah,THAT'S to much work.. We ARE on the Internet ya know.?

 

Three times over a dozen years, the last being back around 2000.


Saved the best for last, I guess...it was worth seeing....

 

I have been flashed 3 times in my seven years of driving, one while driving the early morning in Dallas going to make a delivery, she stayed next to me for a few miles. I got so mesmorised by the tah tahs I missed my exit. But the worst part, I have been flashed three times by guys, AHHHHHH!!! Two of them were quick drive by's and it made me want to never look down again. The last one he got next to me, blah, then he wanted to stay there, I slowed down, then he slowed down. I got completely discusted, so I just went in to his lane. He went into the left emergency lane, then sped up. THOSE ARE THE WORST!

 

Never under-estimate the power of The Trucker Bomb.

Had a guy in a convertible do that to me. I finally opened the bomb-bay door and dropped a gallon sized Trucker Bomb in on him.

For females, I had one ride along side me, totally naked, going up I-380 in to Cedar Rapids, IA. That was a nice little show for tired eyes.

There is one lady that goes in to Lake Michigan everyday in Chitown. One day I saw her on the way in, wearing a sundress over her skimpy bikini. On the way out, she was wearing nothing but the sundress, and it was a blowin' in the breeze caused by her drop-top 'Vette. Very tanned, very toned, VERY nice.

Had a van load of college girls flashing me in Texas too, as I was heading east on 40. It was around spring break time, so I'm guessing they were headed for FLA. The two in the back were pre-occupied, however. With each other.

 

THat's what I'm talkin about Redrock! I was in the sleeper at a TA in Cali and my wife was yelling for me, "quick, get up you gotta see this!" I jumped up front and saw a naked woman walking towards our truck with her dress in her hand. She was quite impressive too! Anyway she threw her dress over my curb mirror and kept walking. My wife was like "what the hell"! I bunch of truckers were all blowing their horns and she just kept on walking while giving them the finger. We went inside and told the lady at the counter that there was a naked chick in the parking lot and gave her the dress she left on my truck. She thought we were playing with her, until a few other drivers come in and backed us up. Strange, very strange! Worth it though!

 

I know, right! I was thinking someone kicked them out of her truck in the middle of services! She was a youngin too! Not that I condone that. She seemed to be of age though.



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