Ever see a 'show' in a 4 wheeler?

Freeways are on the Left Coast.

 

Of course truckers mastribate, I have done it more times than I can count, and unless another truck passes me and looks at my face who's to know? 4-wheelers can't see what I'm doing and being a female the only mess is my panties get wet and I may have to stop and change them.Burn it up ladies and keep them toys handy and extra batteries within reach!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This needs to be posted in all showers truckers visit.

 

That's funny...

####!!! You make that much money that you just toss it out? Tipping a shower/maintnance/floor mopper/tv channel changer/uneducated master of nothing is just useless.

You won't get a cleaner shower... What you will get is a crackhead with a smile! Cause now he/she can buy 2 rocks tonight instead of one.

Now, if they start taking pride in their work. and if I ever see a clean shower.... Then I may leave them a tip.... But I haven't seen any evidence of a clean shower in many of years.

*cough* *cough*

That was you? Surprised you didn't reconize me.

 

This vid right here. Go into a crowded truckstop lounge, or any crowded place crank the volume on your laptop all the way up and hit play. One of the funniest utube video's i have seen.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ&feature=player_detailpage

 

WOW!! I love it, haha!! What route do you usually run?

 

HAHA SHOWER BABIES. So you the one that gives those nasty drivers something to step on when they dont have their shower shoes..

 

In the truck not too many. I watched a college girl (very sexy) change her clothes in her car during a red light. Fast but certainly enjoyable.

When I was riding a motorcycle with a "law abiding" Motorcycle club (as-if) I saw more things going on in cars than I would have ever liked to see.

 

You must be fugly! Most of us have girlfriends, wives, or significant others. I hope you don't frequent Pilot's

Since your right hand is your best friend, do you buy it Christmas present and stuff? Like a glove, lol.

Somethings you just don't post in a public forum.

 

I aint nothing spectacular, but still a pretty decent looking feller in the looks department. I broke up with my ex a week before jumping on the buss to become a trucker. My way of dealing with things, so ya I am a single dude who dont get a whole lot of action on the road.

Most of us who have girlfriends, wife's ets.. only get to go home every 6-8 weeks. Just how long can you hold out, before you have to release the pressure?? Weeks, months, years?? Having the ability to hold out that long without feeling the pressure makes you more of a man, or less of a man?

I got to much testosterone floating around inside me, maby a bit two much. I am About 3-4 days max for me before the pressure reaches the boiling point. A couple days into it, my soldier starts saluting anything female, little longer and he starts hallucinating and saluting random objects. A day or two longer than that he flat out goes bazerk and starts firing at hallucinations that aint even there. Much easier to take him to the firing range at a pilot shower so he can vent.

Xmas present?? Just a good supply of pert plus keeps my soldier happy. He always smells perty. Wish all women would take the same attitude twards there neither region. One time getting gassed with your head south of the border is one time to many, seriously traumatizing. Every time I head down there on a chick I get flashbacks, like Vietnam type flashbacks. Is it going to be a beautiful stroll in the park, or has Charlie land mined the friggen jungle to where its going to blow up in my face and leave me scared for life.

Public forum. Ever go to a public beach and see all the hot chicks in bikinis, especially the ones in thongs, love thongs. Thats way more revealing than any of these post.