update on southernpride

So sorry to hear the news Dino. You, Mrs. SP, family and other friends are in my thoughts and prayers. Southernpride will always live on, here at The Truckers Report.

 

Convoy..... with no apology atall.... JW McCall will unnerstand.

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Kitty. You gotta copy on me, Pride, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pride, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Hades, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pride, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a big Star pullin' logs (for the Fires)
A big black Pete with a reefer on (cold ones)
And a Banana haulin' hogs (barbecue)
We is headin' for bear on a Heavenly Road
'Bout a mile outta Saint Pete's Town
I says, "Pride, this here's the Kittyfoot.
"And I'm about to put the hammer down."

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the Milky Way.
Convoy!


[On the CB]
Ah, breaker, Dino, this here's Kitty. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.

By the time we got into Purgatory,
We had eighty-five trucks in all.
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf,
And them demons was wall-to-wall.
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Foot.
"We about to go a-huntin' bear."

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the Milky Way.
Convoy!


[On the CB]
Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Banana? Negatory, Dino Man; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.

Well, we rolled up Interstate 666
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left 'em settin' on the scales.
By the time we hit Hell's front door,
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard.
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.


[On the CB]
Ah, Kittyfoot to L'il Bit, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Bit? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.

Well, we laid a strip for the Styx's far shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pride, this here's the Kittyfoot.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
Pride says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

[Chorus]
'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the Milky Way.


Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Banana, what's your twenty?
OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy
sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...
Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop back to Heaven. This here's the Kitty on the side.
Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.

 

God bless Sp.......

 

Remember to never drive faster than your guardian angel (SP) can fly.

 

Rest in peace, Old Timer..