Alarm clocks:

Well, i sold it to another driver thinking i would not need it anymore. Plus it's too dam loud.

 

P.S. if 3 or more apply to you. READ AGAIN----if 3 or more (not 2 or 1) apply to you, then please do not respond to this post:


1) You are a woman

2) You drive either a subaru, jeep, or mini pickup i.e., s-10, colorado, nissan etc.

3) You're not presently in a relationship with a man or married etc.

4) You live with more than 1 cat or dog

5) You're into video games. i mean really into video games like a teenage boy would be.

6) You wear awful birkenstock sandals; News flash sister---they don't look good on you. Stop wearing them.

7) You're vegan or vegitarian.

8 You eat 3 or more granola bars per week.


So, if 3 or more of the above apply to you, then i would ask that you not respond to this post.

NOTE: none of the above apply if you are male. Actually, if you are male and 3 or more of the above apply to you, then i would really like to hear from you.

 

No, what i'm saying that IF you are male and 3 or more of the above apply to you, i would like to hear from you because it would be interesting.

i've said read carefully, but also do not read into things too much either.

P.S. if only 3 apply, then this does not mean he is a trans or into video games or lives with 1 or more dogs.

Again, please do not read into things too much k?

P.P.S. They make birkenstocks for men. This does not improve birkenstock's reputation in any way however---the men's sandals are just as awful.

 

Ok, that's cool. i was mainly talking about stock jeeps because the women i'm talking about most likely would not modify theirs.


It's all cool.