Werner Trainer Craps Himself

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  1. Shep Shiloh

    Shep Shiloh Medium Load Member

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    Feel free to forget that lesson.
     
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  3. diesel_weasel

    diesel_weasel Medium Load Member

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    By him some adult diapers. Put garbage bags over the seat.
     
  4. Okieron

    Okieron Crusty Okie

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    LYSOL SPRAY! Man I can't believe all of these Werner trainers. But they are funny though.
     
  5. MustangMark83

    MustangMark83 Light Load Member

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    Sounds similar to my trainer at werner. Except our truck broke down so I had the displeasure of sharing a motel room for three days. Every night around 2am, I guess when he thought I was sleeping, i noticed some lesbian porn on tv. I perked up for a moment as it consumed my interest, but that moment was short lived when I was reminded I wasn't alone due to the lively bedsheets out of the corner of my eye. I went back to sleep in pure horror.
     
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  6. Dave 1960

    Dave 1960 Road Train Member

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    PAM trainers are not universally that greatest bunch of people you ever saw.
    That said, the one I had kept an anally clean truck!

    These Werner stories have me shaking my head....
     
  7. Violent Violet

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    Well, prior to reading this I was enjoying my last home-cooked meal before going to orientation with another truck company.
    Don't think I'll be finishing dinner, but at least I didn't sign on with Werner!
     
  8. AfterShock

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    Your story graphically illustrates why newBee trainees are told to always cover their buttox to avoid a moving violation.
    Undercover activities are not generally considered to be appropriate.
    Whereas such recreation may be rewarded with a better grade, it will not improve skills associated with the operation of a Big truck.
     
  9. canuck in da truck

    canuck in da truck Road Train Member

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    ranks up thee with the story i heard on some radio show--the trainee would spread towels when ever he sat down---seems he had a problem with anal seepage

    now i didnt read all of the readers digest"words to empower you" chapters
    but is anal seepage the same as crapping your drawers with out warning?
     
  10. Okieron

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  11. ironpony

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    DEPENDS! :bootyshake:
     
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