Seward Motor Freight

Wally World is the happiest place on earth.........according to National Lampoon's Vacation.

 

The address for Seward Motor Freight is 970 280th Seward Nebraska. The nearest Walmart is at 1326 280th Seward, Nebraska. Mapquest shows it at 3.6 miles, not 6-8 miles as you claim.

 

Well, according to someone she knows (actually her brother's step-father's accountant's attorney's cousin's plumber's helper), it was six to eight miles.

 

We all know women aren't that good at measurements as most of them have been told that this:

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is 6 inches so you know their miles aren't always accurate and to tell the truth men can be just as bad at guesstimating distance! So give her a break on the distance to a freaking Walmart!

 

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking, but couldn't find an appropriate way to post it!

 

You guys are right. I am gonna run out to the mailbox and see if that prehire from Seward is here yet. It is only 150 feet, but my wife estimates that the mailbox is 2-3 miles away.

 

Uh...nope.