Socializing on the road

just take all those truck stop stories with a grain of salt

when a driver says he ran 1,000 miles, it was probably closer to 750

when he says he backed into a dock and only had 2 inches on each side, he probably had a foot

and when he tells you how much he makes........well pretty much cut that one in half...

 

So, who has the better attitude...the dawg or the wimmin?

 

The best thing about shooting the bull with other drivers is that you will learn the difference between a fairy tale and a trucker's story.

The fairy tale starts out "once upon a time"
The truckers story starts out " now this ain't no f&$##*g lie!"

 

Now that is f&$##*g funny.

 

Why not in a "Gay Way"?...what do u have some kinda "Gay Way" phobia or something?

 

In the olden days, companies paid hotel bills and dispatch was between 4 and 6 p.m. Drivers gathered around the pool or went to a baseball game. Now, drivers live in their trucks and dispatch is 24/7.

 

Ima always trying to pick up the Loves girls.. So yes you can talk all you want even if nobody is listening to you. Plenty of peeps to talk too. LOve the crazy stories they tell...

 

You learn tip and tricks to the trade.