I'm looking for that perferct company and I'm a SUPER TRUCKER because I drive a real big truck with Twin Screw 800 hp powerplant under the hood with 20 speed transmission, yeah that's right I said 20 speed I added some extra gears so I could go faster.
My truck can go 130 mph up an 8% grade and I'll be the one that you'll see in your mirrors tailgating you at 85 mph to get you out of my way.
I can cut off any car who doesn't let me back in the other lane fast enough with the best of them.
I haven't stopped at a red light in 17 years, oh yeah did I tell ya, I've been driving for 38 years and I'm only 44 now.
I can drive 168 hours straight without sleep.
I can flawlessly run 4 log books and make the DOT man thank me for the great work afterwards.
I've hauled 300,000 lb loads coast to coast and still averaged 80 mph.
My bladder can hold 96 ounces of coffee for 14 hours without a P break.
I've eaten some of the greasy food on earth an still have a six pack stomach.
I have 122 kids nationwide and don't pay one dime of child support to any of them.
I've made every dispatcher cry just for questioning me.
I get $3.00 per mile loaded or unloaded and you'll pay me and smile about it.
YEAH I'm a SUPER TRUCKER, now stop reading and tell me do you have a job for me?
I'm A Super Trucker Looking For Work
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SOUNDS LIKE A COUPLE OF J.B. HUNT RECRUITERS IN TRAINING.
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Volunteers needed for a search party...to help find my butt. I just laughed it off reading this thread.
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IS IT ME OR DO YOU ALL SEE HOW JEALOUS BOR IS OF ME?
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