Werner Trainer Craps Himself

thank you for posting, sounds like the recruiter lie to you just like the army recruiter did to me! but really it was just so funny.

 

hey "later dude" are you still driving or did you move onto becoming a writer? lol

 

Later dude,

From one writer to another- and yes, you are a writer even if you make a living in the cab of a truck- that was hilarious. I had to laugh and cry, and then I felt sorry for you being stuck with Mr Stanky Pants. But, without the experience, this story would not have been created, so for that a big THANKS because man, I needed a good laugh. My spouse leaves to go to orientation tomorrow. I'm debating whether I should let him read this or keep it to myself until he finishes his 6 weeks!

 

Oh No Not again !

 

thank you you made my weekend.i feel for you bud,you'll find the wright gear!

 

Decisions, decisions, decisions, ----
Welcome to TTR Sarah, where questions are asked and answered, --- creating more questions to ask that need answers.
As for whether or not to tell your spouse about this thread, -----
Hmmmmmmmm, ----

If you don't tell him, ............. perhaps it'll bring out the writer in him and he'll pen the sequel to Later_Dude's ageless story.
Who knows?
Hubby just might wind up a published author with a number one best seller. Then he'd have a decision to make, ---
stay behind the steerin' wheel and drive, ..... or sit at a desk and write stories inspired by Big truck truckin'. From there, a TV series about all that goes on in the Big truck truckin' industry. It could be called Truckin' Confidential, or somethin' like that, where the deepest, darkest little secrets of the industry are reviled.

However, ...... what concerns me the most is, .... does your spouse read the posts here at TTR himself? If he does it seems like he would have already discovered this thread.
If he doesn't read the posts here I can't help but wonder why not?
Now it might be too late to try to catch up. It'd be kinda like readin' the assembly instructions after assembling it.
Ya reckon.

At any rate, we wish the best of success for your spouse whatever
he decides.
Please keep us informed.

 

After Shock.... AWESOME!

Had to chuckle a bit. My husband has not yet created a username here. I beat him to the punch. I read the mother-load of all trainer stories to him last night, and could barely read it for all the tears and laughter. And my poor man, well he looked like he was going to croak from oxygen deprivation from laughing so hard. Apparently we both have warped humor.

He left for orientation today, so he definitely should start a blog or something, but he would have to do it from his phone, as he doesn't have a laptop with him right now. Last I heard he made it to his hotel, got his stuff unpacked, and went to check out the terminal. I told him not to be too nosey, they might not like that. I keep thinking about some big burly man with half a set of teeth and chest hair playing peekaboo coming in as his suite mate and making him move all his stuff...

 

I think I felt a bit sick after reading that...and that rarely ever happens to me. That's undeniably disgusting, horrifying, and...well...pretty #### hilarious. Not the situation, but your writing style. Well done.

 

OMFG-LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I guess the trainers I had at Werner weren't so bad after all. You should do stand-up! Anyway take care and good luck out there.

 

OMG!! Man I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!!! I know this is an old thread, but it is as funny as funny gets!!! I sure hope this isn't anything I am gonna experience next week! I belive in regular showers and changing of clothes!!