Is this true about Swift??

I think all drivers should have to wear Hawaiian style coconut bras and bicycle helmets too. No cell phone while driving, no c.b. while driving, no working while driving, no driving while driving.

 

Dude, I would leave the curtain open and all they would see is my fat, hairy crack hole going up and down. They wouldnt look more than once.

 

My experience with Swift, I'd describe as "fair'. Not fascinating, not terrible. As for current policies, it's been some years since I've driven for them, but for them to want to keep drivers off of cell phones while driving, I would have to agree with.

 

The law states that in order for you to be able to use a cell phone it has to be hands free.

 

Oh man LOL! I'm rollin! HAHAHAHAHA!

Swift
- Driver #0000 -
Quallcomm - Beep Beep..
FM Alert: Truck shaking violently. Check Inside Camera
FM: Let's check out ol Billy Bob...
FM: Hmm.. Looks good..
FM: Ohh, Whats that in the sleeper?
FM: Oh my god! He's got a plumbers crack from hell!
FM: What in the .... is he doing to that mattress..
FM: He's doin it in the sleeper!
FM: Lot lizard, or wife.. hmm..

 

You're right. 180w.

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I wish they would now..... I got some boobie earmuffs and a wife beater on with my Dale Jr Pajama pants and blue bunny slippers. I don't even care, but everyone in subway gave me the....... "Oh, its that Guy" look. LOL!

 

Uuuhhh yeah its that guy

ROTFLMFAO !!!!! Dude every single solitary word spoken or written about swifty is true

Except injun an some others all good and funny as hell 2

Booby ear muffs gott post a picture of them I gottz 2 see it.....!

 

I've actually been 2 kaufman,tx.....and your post esplainz every ting 2 me

 

They were $12 at Spencer's in the mall. Will get pics up by morrow a.m. Kaufman is just one of those places that make you say "WTF?"