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I had 2 lizards banging on my truck at OKC the other night, 1 at midnight, the other at 3a.m.

For all of you that use these pieces of trash, I hope you get something and your #$%^ falls off.

 

I haven't seen a LL in a few months. But I tend to avoid the seedier truck stops. Last one that knocked my gf was with me and answered the knock, told the LL I was already taken care of lol.

 

There was one going thru the lot at the T/A in West Memphis at 3am a few months ago. Luckily I was already getting up and ready to roll and told them "no thanks"..... a few seconds later I heard the lady scream and found that two trucks down a driver had opened his sleeper door and tossed his pee bottle on her LOL. CLASSIC!!!

 

Sadly the ones in okc are at the nicer truck stops. But yeah I try and avoid parking in big cities when I can. Haven't had one bug me that way in quite a while. Although I like the cup of pee idea although me thinks the cops could get called on you at that point.

 

Prove it was my pee. A hooker calling the cops for that is like a drug dealer calling the cops because he got ripped off.

 

My friend was at the Pilot on 610 a couple years ago and had an experience with a lot lizard. He is 65, 5'7" maybe 135 lbs. He never locks his truck and sleeps naked. She just opened the door and climbed in and he tells her to get out. Then she hits him and he throws her out the truck literally. He took of to the Loves and realizes that her flip flops fell of during the scuffle and are still in his truck. I asked why he didn't call the cops then he reminded me of how he slept. Any eye witness' would have said what they saw and it wouldn't have looked good for him. He had a busted lip. He also decided it was time to retire.

 

Haha good point!!!!

 

I dont know but two T/S on 610 and I wouldn't stay in either one of them when I did run out that way TA was the closest I would go to lay down traffic not that bad getting in there

 

As much as I hate being woken by a lizard. Just please watch for the minors.

Many of them are missing and exploited. Please take a photo with your phone and forward to authorities or better yet call 1-800-the-lost.