Attention new drivers!!!!

fixed! HTC aka RHM aka Trouble aka... oops! Ain't supposed to tell that one!

 

i knew WHO ya meant...its just rare to see you make a mistake...LOL

 

I get a kick out of the dudes that hear a female on the radio, and all of the sudden act as if they've never seen or heard a female before. They wonder why they are more likely to get laid by a lot-lizard than a regular gal.

Oh, and it seems at every truck stop some dude is talking about not having any panties on. WTF is that? I'll never understand.

 

"I ain't got no bib overalls on...."

 

There used to be a guy in OKC, who had a rather large base station (I'd rumours he'd actually hacked the repeaters, but I think that's a stretch,) and would broadcast a recording over and over

"I got my nightgown on, I got my pretty red panties on, and I'm ready to go to bed!"

"I ain't wearing no panties," started about the same time. I always figured it some sort of gay code like the double dead key, or something like that. Had no desire to investigate further!

 

used to be able to run with a group of trucks...everybody cutting up on the cb,,,stop and have coffee together 10 drivers or more at the same table laughing and telling stories and or jokes for hours then back to truckin...havin a good time....made the miles go by...didnt want to part ways...it was lots of fun back in the ol days...i miss how it used to be...

 

i always used to blow by somebody...and then say, figures a man cant run the front door...a womans gotta do it....got me a front door every time!!!!!!! it was nothing for 8 or more of us to be runnin together...just stayed in the left lane.....

 

For real, I hear some weirdo whisper into the CB, "I don't have any panties on". I probably hear it 3-4 times a week. Everywhere from New Haven CT, Wildwood FL, Marion Ohio, and Columbus MS. I hope it's some dude ####### around, and not some kind of mating call.

Like Hammer said, I don't have much interest in investigating further.