You know you are a professional driver when...

Say, SAY! You can't believe anything I SAY!!!


Durned keyboard, moving the Y key all the way over there, anyway! I swear, my computer moves the letter keys around to mess with what we shall laughingly refer to as my mind!

I think my philosophy class is warping my world view....

 

You stop at rr tracks in your 4 wheeler. On the freeway.


I have to catch myself slowing down more times then not.

 

Making a right hand turn using 2 lanes before turns the wheel. In my dodge neon.

 

I do that in my Jimmy...

 

Thought you were going to reply with: "First weigh".

 

You don't have a CB and can't talk to the jerk next to you!

 

I feel so big in my car, and my car feels so small, and fast. Going 60 mph in my car feels like 85 mph. I used to love driving my car, now, it's not as fun as I remember.

 

My son refuses to let me drive my car if he's in it......"You can't shift right and NO you may not float, you go too slow, you're not hauling a trailer and there was plenty of room to get out, etc, etc, etc"....LOL....I drove a company car a few weeks ago and went almost 80 miles before I was comfortable going above 60mph.

 

The biggest thing I notice is I'm always worried about making a wrong turn like I'm not going to be able to get back out in my pickup somehow.