US nuclear plant sealed off after bomb found

I just told that guy to drive up to Tonopah and get me some 'enriched fuel' for my George Foreman Nuclear Grill Model Iso 235 to cook some hotdogs today!! Man, you just cant trust anybody these days...

 

Man you are a funny man?
You could make a nuclear accident comical!!!!!

 

Baack, it's called....'perspective!' LOL

 

Where were you during my divorce? LOL

 

Oh that's nothing.

Growing up as a Kid, I lived in the town of Mt. Carroll IL.

Within 50 Miles of the house were 3 Nuclear Power Stations (6 reactors in total)

Radium in the water supply that always violated EPA standards.

17 Miles from the former Savanna Army Depot, which was known to manufacture Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical weaponry.


If I ain't got cancer yet, I highly doubt i get it later.

 

Had any children since then??

 

No, haven't had children yet, But I know what you mean.

 

Anybody know of some dealers in Syria or N. Korea where I can get some fuel for my grill?? How about Iran??