Unbelievable statement from receiver

i'd have handed him a bunch of crumpled up paper dripping with fake blood.

 

Wow. That takes balls......

 

The term "Uber Douche" immediately came to mind here.....

 

I'd would have said, "Fine, you want the bills put it back on the trailer. You can have it when you have your bills."

 

"Thats an attention getter!"- sheriff buford t justice

 

A few years back, my mom, dad and brother were on a trip that had them switching planes in Chicago. They had a delay at O'Hare. The delay got longer when one of the ticket agents announced that the pilot had been involved in a bad car accident and that they were trying to get a flight crew together to take the flight. As usual, most of the passengers began yelling at the agents about missed connections, appointments they simply had to make, and some even acted as if the pilot got in an accident on purpose. They were yelling at the poor agents. My mom went up to one of the agents and asked if the pilot was ok. The flustered woman smiled and said she was the only passenger to express any concern about the pilot.

I guess to the agent that kind of concern is never expressed by the typical airline passenger but that's just the way my mom is, lol.

 

Thats the society we live in today, me me me, I I I.......

 

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